I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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