there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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