The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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