will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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