Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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