Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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