I hate your face
hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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