And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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