You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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