i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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