I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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