did you get engaged???
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
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