can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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