How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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