And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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