Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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