do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Im part way to drunk.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
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