The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
Randomize
