Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
i just made my gag reflex go away.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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