yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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