so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
i think i just lost a toe
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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