I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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