i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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