I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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