By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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