Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
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