dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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