Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Randomize
