Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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