i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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