im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He's on the porch naked. Help.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
