I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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