And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I understand Curling. That high.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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