I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
it's like iHOP with fire
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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