Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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