I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
When are your genitals available?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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