I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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