We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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