I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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