Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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