You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
So much rum. So many feels.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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