grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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