This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Your cock deserves a montage
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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