This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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