My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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