He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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