i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Randomize
