I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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