You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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