I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
worst night to have a conscience
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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