There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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