Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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